01 9 / 2014

(Source: weheartit.com, via heliolisk)

01 9 / 2014

theanti90smovement:

*straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?

(via asian)

01 9 / 2014

awfullyy:

I tweet because I enjoy talking to myself.

(via asian)

31 8 / 2014

burghers:

when people say nice things about you

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31 8 / 2014

inbalanced:

that random moment when you suddenly remember someone who is no longer in your life and it feels like a knife through the chest

(via melissagodcarthy)

31 8 / 2014

fvming:

it’s not that I can’t take selfies, selfies can’t take me

(Source: fvming, via jessica-gleaves)

31 8 / 2014

michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

(Source: owenhartofficial, via fake-mermaid)

31 8 / 2014

zanetehaiden:

Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

(Source: zanetheaiden, via zackisontumblr)

31 8 / 2014

31 8 / 2014

acidpunch:

still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

(via babygotsnapback)